Wednesday, July 30, 2014

The Right Thing (Importance of Being Honest)




A man and his son waiting at the payment window of a McDonald’s Drive-through.

McDonald’s Worker: Alright sir, $5.17 is your change. Hands man back his cash.

Man’s son picks up cash from center console of car. 

Son: Dad, she game you extra! 

Son reveals he was given a 10 back instead of a 5. 

Son:Score!!!

Dad: Now wait a minute son, we can’t take that, it would be stealing be stealing! 

Man pulls up to second window.

Dad: Excuse me mam, but you gave us too much change. 

Man hands back the 10.

Woman Looks instantly nervous. In Background manager is looming. 

Man Turns back to son

Man: See, son it’s important to always be honest…

Man interrupted by background argument:

Manager to Worker: (In background) God dammit Lisa, you gave him the wrong change!? You are such a fucking pathetic moron…. I’ve had enough of your shit, you’re fired1

McDonald’s Worker: Please, please, no, it was just one mistake, I’ll never do it again! My dog, he has Leukemia, i need this job to pay for his medicine.

Manager: I hope your stupid dog dies, YOU’RE FIRED!

Mcdonald’s worker is now profusely sobbing.


Man looks back at son, whose facial expression is suggests that he is completely horrified. 

1 comment:

  1. I thought it was super funny. Such a random ending :)

    ReplyDelete