One day there was a banana whose name was Pear
because she loved pears so much. She was really hungry so one day she went into
the grocery store looking for them. What she found instead was a group of angry
picketers demanding an end to hormone raised cattle. She got past the
picketers, bit into a pear and reveled in her murderous ways, juice spewing
from her mouth. She unzipped her banana suit to reveal that she was indeed a
pear, a cannibal virtuoso.
Moral of the Story: Stop focusing on evil
farmers – focus on evil fruit.
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