Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Respect the Nuts (Fantasy)


The Snickers bar loomed before him. “Hmm, I bet this’ll taste good – like peanuts and chocolate and nougat had a threesome.” Needless to say this man had a quirky smile and a pedophile-esque  handlebar mustache that would’ve made Catfish Hunter sad. He peeled open the Snickers as he unbuttoned his fly. “Come to poppa you big black wonder, you.” All of a sudden the man felt teeth bite a chunk of his finger off. The candy bar growled back “There aint no way I am having consensual relation with you, you bastard!”

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