Wednesday, August 6, 2014

A Hairy Situation

Kayla was sad and Alex loved Kayla so Alex was sad too. Alex tried to fall asleep but he couldn’t, not as long as he knew his love was upset. So he got on his computer and ordered her flowers to cheer her up. Just for good measure he added chocolates and bubble bath. He got charged double for same day shipping: he was rankled but undeterred. Kayla loved the flowers, the chocolate was delicious and the bubble bath was perfect. She poured it into the water and dipped her foot into the tub. Her whole leg sprouted shaggy hair and grew Chewbacka like limbs.

Moral: flowers are enough, don’t over do it.   

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