Ethics Test

Charlie and Mary were walking home from class and Charlie was worried.

Mary: What’s wrong?

Charlie: I had a tough ethics test today. There was business ethics, philosophical ethics, religious ethics, political ethics. It was hard.

Mary: How’d you do?

Charlie: I got an A.

Mary: Oh, that’s great! Why aren’t you doing an Irish jig?!

Charlie: I cheated.

Moral of the Story: When you cheat on a test are only cheating themselves.