I'll Take You To The Sandwich Shop (Horror)

The man was 40 but he had never been with a woman before. It was his obsession. He dreamt about it in the morning as he got dressed, he thought about it as he showered, he muttered his musings as he slept. Most of all, he thought of it every day as he worked at the sandwich shop where he lived out his loser existence next to pimple faced high school students. And then one night just before close, she walked in, the perfect woman. As she looked down he smacked her over the head with a rolling pin. She fell to the floor and he knew he would finally have her. As bit into the sandwich his teeth sunk into the bread, the lettuce, the tomato, the onion then finally the tender cartilage of her left earlobe. Finally, he had his woman, and she was not as tasty as expected.